Friday, September 22, 2017

Impertinence

 

Well, that doesn't seem very fair.  I mean, does Andrew have to ask my permission when he comes in and puts his big muddy boots up on my nice clean chairs?  I think not.



And for you.



Mmm... sissy maid play. Sheer erotic indulgence, every day from 6am right through to bedtime. Hope there's gruel.




Actually he has a surprise for her.  You know those shoes she threw out into the dumpster and thought she'd never see again?  Well...



Simplify, said Thoreau, and despite being a man, he wasn't entirely wrong.

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

People and things

These things, for example.

Just for once, the linked music video is related.

Loosely, anyway.

A stage magician tried to hypnotise me once, but he failed completely.  I am one of those very rare people who just have too much willpower, he told me!  I tried to go back again the next night, to see if he wanted another go, but my wife said I had to stay at home and do chores, so that was that.



Yeah.  Why not?



Yes Ma'am.



Yes Ma'am.  Again.



Actually, I'm not that worried.  I was told once by a girl I trust that my penis is microscopic.  No way any sniper's hitting that!

Friday, September 15, 2017

Future perfect

By popular demand*, more scenes from the 2020 election  campaign and the Hathaway administration's first term.** 

These ones seem quite heavily to feature Megyn Kelly***. If you object to that****, perhaps you could direct me to other ladies whose image on TV has been captured in quite so many high quality screenshots.



























* No, really, just for once.  Honestly, I write a blog full of pictures of sexy young women wearing not much, or kinky leather-clad vixens and what do you all clamour for?  More posts about politics!  You're a bunch of very weird people, you know that, right?  But then, so am I.

** See those little underliney things?  Those show the words are actually links: to earlier posts in this series.  Apologies to female readers of this blog, who are obviously able to work that out for themselves. 

*** Who appears to have taken on a role as spokeswoman for the campaign while retaining her anchorwoman job. If you think that's a conflict of interest then take it up with her, not me, OK?  But be polite.  Very polite.

**** No, I'm not expecting a great many objections either.  But you never know.

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Whip service



Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness...Oh well, at least you're still alive, right?



They still call him 'Fatso': the name they gave him when he arrived.  I think that's unnecessarily insulting, to be honest.




BDSM can be an excellent way of relieving stress, while also increasing it.


Why does femdom have to be so complicated?  Can't I just have my 'happy ending'?  No?  Oh, OK. 



There's lots of animal roleplay - no need to just limit it to ponies and puppies.  My SO likes to play 'annoying bluebottle' for example.  The swatter's fun, the electric zapper's edgy but since she started spraying the flyspray into my mouth, I'll confess I'm finding it harder to get into it.

Friday, September 8, 2017

Managed care




Well, I hope she finds something to amuse herself with while you're busy with all that.




You get to wear a nightie just like hers, too.


And she has a lot more than ten commandments.



I find I do some of my best thinking over a trestle.  I think about stuff a lot when I'm there.



Wow.  I think that's the niceest compliment any girl has ever paid me.





Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Beneath contempt

... but I'm hoping to elevate myself to that level, through hard work and diligent attention to Her wishes.



Of course, bondage play is out of the question. But also unnecessary.



Yes.  A sympathy fuck would be just awful.  Don't even think about it.



Don't get frightened if your top brings out a long and detailed consent form, by the way. It's the two-sentence versions that should worry you.


You can never have enough hats, gloves, slaves and shoes.




Travel Scrabble?

Friday, September 1, 2017

When you see her, say a prayer and kiss your heart goodbye

She's trouble, in a word get closer to the fire.  Run faster, her laughter burns you up inside.

Mistress Annie, and her bearded keyboards boy, of course.


She's very good with pain.




If you don't want to do that, just tell her.  You could try stamping your little foot and having a tantrum even - you never know, it might work out quite well.



Drill, baby, drill.



It's funny how men go on and on about themselves and their jobs, but women rarely do.  She should try being more assertive.




This is what a femme fatale really looks like.  Believe me - a long cigarette holder and a slinky dress has nothing on a battery of field artillery.







Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Meek and feeble



He's made a lifetime commitment.




My SO always says a bit of bruising on a man's face can be quite attractive, anyway.




 Actually, the market is a bit limited as sissy husbands tend not to have much time for reading, or a lot of pocket money.




It's all a bit academic (if you'll pardon the pun), actually, because the school moved four years ago and there isn't actually a Staircase B any more.  Still, that's no excuse for not memorising the rule properly, is it, boy?





I think the correct response is "Mmmmphh!"

Sunday, August 27, 2017

Phone protocol




Lovemachine Serviceline, I’m Karen, how can I help?


It’s to do with your sexbot?  OK.  Is there a problem?


No?  Oh.  If there’s no problem then why did you…?


You just want to tell me how wonderful your sexbot is?  Everything about her is perfect?  OK sir.  Well, that’s very nice. Now, if you don’t mind, I’ll – 


She’s a series 5800?  Wow.  Top of the range, huh? No wonder you’re so pleased with her.


'She’s beautiful and you’re a lucky man even to be granted the privilege of licking her boots?'  Oh..kay.  I think maybe I’m getting the idea.  Can you tell me which programme you’re running?
 

Domina Deborah”?  I see.  And you're running that right now, I take it?  How’s that been going?

You have been ‘lucky enough to be granted the honour of serving her and being corrected for your many faults’.  Ooh. You had the setting all the way up to 10, didn’t you?  


What's that?  Yes, I imagine you would have to be grateful.  Very grateful indeed.  I've seen the specs for the programme.  She's not an easy lady to please, is she?  


OK, well it's easy enough to fix.  There's  a small switch behind her ear, so if you reach up, you can - 


'You're not allowed to raise your head above her knee height'?  Yeah, OK, I can see that would be difficult.  Can you try just reaching up and -


Ooh - that sounded nasty!  Are you all right?


Yes, I suppose you are 'a very lucky boy to have such a beautiful Mistress play close attention to you', aren't you?  Sounds like you're going to need the reset safeword before she pays you so much attention you lose consciousness.


The reset safeword.


You did create a reset safeword before running the programme?



No?  Why don't you men ever read instructions?  Then you’re a very silly boy, aren’t you? Are you going to ask me nicely for the default reset safeword?



No, more nicely than that.  Call me Mistress Karen.


Well that’s not a very nice word is it? I don’t think Domina Deborah is going to like that.  Hello?


Hello?


Caller?


Oh well.  Cos if you’d asked really nicely, I could even have done a remote reset.  But you didn’t. So I won’t.


Lovemachine Serviceline.  I’m Karen, how can I help?

Friday, August 25, 2017

If it's Friday, this must be Belgium

Regular readers will know that occasionally I depart from the fantasy theme of this blog to give practical, down-to-earth advice to subs on visiting dommes. See this, this or this, or even this for example.

But my stats tell me that this blog has readers from all over the world and especially the USA, so I was thinking it might be time for a post especially for the American subs.  No - I don't mean one using particularly short and simple words.  I do that anyway, because I am well aware that many of this blog's readers are male and I don't think it's fair to make it too difficult for them to follow, in the brief amount of computer time they're allowed.  I mean a post that helps US visitors to Europe navigate the complex but fascinating cultural backwaters my tired old continent possesses. 

So here - in a bid to alienate the majority of my readership - is some advice to a US sub, visiting Europe. Have a nice day now, y'hear?






















Tuesday, August 22, 2017

And when he pulls his frilly nylon panties right up tight

...He feels a dedicated follower of fashion

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is)

But you get bigger tips, so maybe it's nearly even.



There!  Now who can still claim that men can't take on front-line combat roles?




I've heard chlorinated water can be quite good for cuts and bleeding welts, so maybe if you ask nicely she'll ask them to dip you in the pool when you're done.



Yet oddly enough, he still gets it wrong. Men and housework... will they ever learn?

Sissy fights always end the same way, at least when wives are around to step in.